Wednesday, June 29

Blog 12: There’s a groundhog outside my door and I can see its intestines.

A somewhat eventful Tuesday, the 28th of June. I had an “I’m proud of Jenaya” moment today. When I was really little from like birth to about ageeeeee..22, nature just wasn’t my thing. I told Jesus that as soon as He decided to clean up all the dirt, I would enjoy being outside. He never listened to my suggestion even though He knows how smart I am. I didn’t ever like grass touching me—I loathed that feeling. But today, I have matured. I embraced the grass kissing my legs and was actually ok knowing that my legs weren’t squeaky clean with Lever 2000 residue.

AND! I saw a bunny while I was going on a nature walk. Technically it was a hike, but that h-word makes me want to get in the fetal position on a nice pillow in a Hilton Hotel and whimper.

I had the most DELICIOUS hamburger today. I used to not eat burgers ever (I’m feeling quite nostalgic today). They were just meat for no reason, but now, I like them. But only with a high volume of onions and an embarrassing amount of cold ketchup. Not warm ketchup. It must be cold to complement the temperature of the hot meat patty. My heart was happy.

I walked out of our cabin dwelling today and noticed a brown, furry thing not moving. I got a closer look and saw the tender unsouled creature—a poor groundhog. It was pretty gross and I thought there were worms under it, but realized it was intestines. Gu-ROSS!! I’m hoping that Jesus will send the Archangel Michael down to get this poor site before breakfast tomorrow cuz it’s pretty yucky. Since I am an expert in animalogy, my hypothesis is that it was carried by a hawk to be a scrumptious dinner (like my burger) and it got dropped. Then it got squished by some tire tracks. I haven’t seen the new and improved groundhog with the tire tracks, but I’m sure we shall behold of it on the morrow.

So on the happy note, I shall end this meandering.

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