Melbourne--Finally!

So basically, I made it to Melbourne, Australia. A few highlights:
1) Sat across the aisle from the Fiji version of my fine for no reason trainer.
2) My ankles and feet are swollen to the size of a 12-month preggo woman.
3) I am officially a die hard tennis fan after seeing the SUPER HOT Australian Open tennis players in the airport.
4) I took a shower in an airport.
5) I saw the island where Castaway was filmed and saw a HORRIFYING sea cucumber.
6) My room has WIFI--and a door that I can close at will. Praise Him.
7) Sand, glitter, and Sexually Transmitted Diseases have a lot in common.